👣HOLDS BEVERAGES! Want to put water into it? It'll hold it. Ice water? That works too! Something with flavour? Get adventurous, you!


👣HAS A LID! Want your beverage to leak everywhere when you put it in the car cupholder or side pocket of your backpack? Sorry! This water bottle has a lid that closes and keeps the liquid in. 


👣VACUUMS, TOO! Wait, what?! It's vacuum-sealed? Oh, yeah...to insulate it...not tidy up your tent. Got it!


👣SHINY! Because it's made from stainless steel. Also makes a great canvas for your favorite bumper stickers.


👣SASQUATCH TESTED, SASQUATCH APPROVED! Not that we have photos to prove it. But can you prove it's NOT sasquatch tested? 

Looking for a totally ordinary, but useful water bottle with a functional lid and everything? You're in the right place! This water bottle does normal things like: hold water, ice water, and even flavored beverages. Plus, it does that other thing you'd expect: keeps them cold. Because it's got that totally expected feature: it's double-walled and vacuum-sealed! Fill 'er up with 500 ml (or 17 oz) of a liquid, screw on the lid, and go about your day. Product tester Sasquatch loved the sturdy handle on the lid that let him carabiner the water bottle to his backpack. (Sorry, photos were not provided...or they mysteriously disappeared. You decide.) Yes, this water bottle is shiny enough to please the most discerning two-year-old (or drunk friend at a music festival behaving like a toddler), and sturdy enough for them to bang on the ground and shake it up and down for a few minutes of blissful distraction. Looking for a little more design panache? Cover it in the stickers you've been collecting and make it your own. It will still hold water, and you'll still be able to drink from it. Unless, of course, you put a sticker over the opening. That's not recommended. 

Totally Ordinary Stainless Steel Vacuum-Insulated Water Bottle 500ml/17oz